Lies to Tell Her When You Don’t Want to be Caught Cheating

"A hickey may get you caught"

“A hickey may get you caught”

When you want to fool around, but don’t want to drag any evidence back with you, there are a few lies that you can tell women to make sure that she doesn’t leave you with any marks that you’ll end up having to explain to your wife or girlfriend.

You’re in the Military

When you want to fool around with a girl, but you don’t want her to leave any hickeys or marks on you because you’re already dating someone else, you can tell her that you are in the military. In most cases, soldiers are not allowed to have hickeys or other marks on their necks, so when you tell her this, she will be happy to oblige not marking you. If she falls for this lie, you can continue to play into it by making sure that she doesn’t leave scratches all over your back or call you at certain times of the day. Telling her you’re in the military is a great lie, but you need to make sure that you don’t give her too much detail. Women are naturally curious and she may try to see if she can find as much as she can about you. Also, you never know what type of connections a person has, so do not give her the opportunity to do some heavy searching as it will quickly get you caught up in a web of lies.

You’re a Model

"Tell her that you don't want any mark as you are a model"

“Tell her that you don’t want any mark as you are a model”

This one may be a bit far-fetched, but it still has the potential to work. Unlike the military lie, however, it may be best if you have a few headshots to show her as proof. You do not have to have these photos professionally done. There is plenty of free and cheap software around that can allow you to make your own headshots. You can keep these photos with you or you can scan them and save some of them to your phone to show off to her. When you do this, you can tell her that you aren’t allowed to have any scars, bruises, marks or anything like that because of your job. Not only will she be happy to comply, she’ll be eager to show you the time of your life because she will think that you are actually a model.

You’re Straying the Path

There is just something about a struggling holy man that drives a woman wild. If you tell a woman that you’re a trying to wait for marriage, she will be all over you. If you are going this route, you shouldn’t play too hard to get with her. Make it seem like you are reluctant and battling to say no to her. In the end, you should allow her to come out victorious, which really means that you’re the one who won.


Making up lies to tell women isn’t as difficult as you may think. All you have to do is make sure your lie sounds genuine and believable. If you’re telling her something that seems a bit far-fetched, make sure you have the fake evidence to back it up.


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